Written by j.w.

Monday, 23 April 2018

The call of a Conservative Government for immigrants to Go Home has been clarified by Conservative Central Office.

As a Public schoolboy I was given prior notice of the announcemnet before the resat of you because I know what's what and am a man of undoubted integrity.

'Go Home' was meant in a caring way. The full sentence would have run : 'Go Home, otherwise you might get hurt by mindless racist thugs who do not understand the situation.'

Jeremy Corbyn never understands our policies. He never went to a Public school.

In future all Conservative policies will be supplied in a convenient form where explanations can vary according to the climate. This 'weather forecasting programme' will be rolled out as soon as we leave the clutches of the European Union.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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