The call of a Conservative Government for immigrants to Go Home has been clarified by Conservative Central Office.
As a Public schoolboy I was given prior notice of the announcemnet before the resat of you because I know what's what and am a man of undoubted integrity.
'Go Home' was meant in a caring way. The full sentence would have run : 'Go Home, otherwise you might get hurt by mindless racist thugs who do not understand the situation.'
Jeremy Corbyn never understands our policies. He never went to a Public school.
In future all Conservative policies will be supplied in a convenient form where explanations can vary according to the climate. This 'weather forecasting programme' will be rolled out as soon as we leave the clutches of the European Union.