Written by galgar

Monday, 12 March 2018

Teresa May's latest brainwave is to remove the voting franchise from criminals currently serving prison sentences, partly to placate hardliners on the far right of the party. She is also considering removal of the voting franchise from habitual criminals, which would have a devastating effect in the Labour Party, rendering it unelectable. Her logic being, the criminal element live outside the law, so why should they have the right to partake in how the country is run. Having the same rights as honest law abiding taxpayers is an affront to human dignity.

Socialist leader Corbin was rushed to hospital with a suspected stroke after hearing of the proposals, knowing full well his party would never again have sufficient members to win an election. He is currently conferring with his communist party supporters in the trades union movement to see what action they might take to avert the impending disaster. A general strike orchestrated by the communist dominated union leadership is not being ruled out.

There is also another rumour going about that Mrs May might consider scrapping overseas aid and re-routing the revenue to more needy domestic services such as the military, the underfunded police service and the NHS. Wow! If true it's certainly not before time and will most certainly improve her standing as leader.

She is also considering the re-classification of so called asylum seekers as economic migrant invaders. Which is great news, considering that Britain fought two world wars to keep the Germanic invaders from our shores. Poetic justice is being served now that Merkel has sanctioned the alien invasion of Germany and the people are getting a taste of their own medicine, but without the bloodshed they meted out to the British people.

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Topics: Theresa May

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