Written by Auntie Jean

Saturday, 21 June 2014

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On Sky News' all day breakfast show, Health Secretary Jeremiah Hunt sensationally claimed that the Tories invented the National Health Service and the idea of children working 12 hour shifts down coal mines. The previous Government were responsible for disasters such as losing the FIFA World Cup, Global Warming, Nick Clegg, Graham Nortown, Failure to find flight MH370, disastrous Conservative By Election results, the annihilation of the Lib Dems and the lack of good domestic servants.

As Tory Party chiefs continued to scream at David Cameron's lack of achievement, Mr. Hunt declared that nothing could ever be the fault of the present Government as legislation had been quietly introduced with Health Service cuts to prevent blame being put on the Conservatives for anything. Meanwhile Cameron's "Rat Pack" - an assortment of hoodlums each of whom made Al Capone look like Pope Francis were variously under investigation, cleared of involvement in anything or awaiting trial for some thing or another.

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