Gay couple force Trump daughter off commercial flight!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 22 December 2016

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Do Trumps like gays? Or do gays like Trumps? I guess neither!

"What's that Bi+ch doing on this plane and why is she in the economy area?!" An angry passenger travelling on the same Jet Blue Airline flight from NY to Florida screamed at stewardesses demanding that Ivanka Trump and her family be ejected or put in VIP class.

Ivanka protested at the man who just happened to be gay (so what) and stewards were forced to eject Ivanka and her family from the flight. Daddy Donald immediately arranged a private jet for her family and told the gay man to, "stuff himself!"

His husband, a University professor, then screamed at Ivanka whilst exiting the plane; "Your dad is destroying America!"

Ivanka replied before jumping on board daddies private jet, "well gentleman my support for gay marriages just flew out the plane window and I hope daddy will reintroduce laws forbidding rapist Mexicans and gay wedlock before you turn our wonderful, manly, Redneck country into a cesspit of sexual degradation!"

Donald refused to get involved in the slight altercation further and turned his attention to more pressing matters; how to nuke Syria, Iraq and ISIS before Russia does it for him!

Merry Christmas to the Trump Clan and the gay chappies who continued their flight to Florida without being subjected to low-level "Trumpism" on their low-level gender-bending Xmas break!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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