A pupil at Granchester Comprehensive has caused trouble for the school with a spelling mistake.
He sent an tweet to a friend that he was going to a 'sex ordinary school' when he meant secondary school.
This slip resulted in the media descending on Granchester to question pupils as they raced from the school gates about the nature of the 'ordinary sex' at the school.
Our Education reporter Jo Witt asked girls if they found the sex ordinary school boring. 'Yes, the boys are always wanking behind the gym' grumbled Trish Turnover. A boy complained about the girls 'not a real Les anywhere and the trans scene is nowhere.'
Others complained that none of the teachers were reaching up their skirts. 'The gym master never even touched me when I bent over and wiggled by arse' revealed curvy Abigail Bottom (photograph page 3)
The problem poised for generations of sensible people people is 'have terrorist terraced houses and sex ordinary secondary schools been caused by Jeremy Corbyn's abandonment of War?'