Voter Confusion blamed on Twitter

Funny story written by Ella Davide

Sunday, 3 May 2015

Social Media is confusing voters : Tweets involving Labour are doing the Netizens' heads in : Was it the Royal Labour, or Politics Labour?

Are we electing a new Government or an infant Successor to the Throne?

Can a future Queen be elected? Is the Labour Leader a baby? Is he Russell Brande, without a beard, and is Nickola Sturgeon involved?

In the midst of all this, some bloke dressed up as a Town Cryer, from Ye Olde England, announcing the Royal Baby's birth. Twitter rumours suggest that he may be a UKIP plant, designed to hark back to Britain's Glorious Past, when the EU was one big battle victory. Dressed in red, Twitter Followers ponder a dress which may be red and or blue.

Ed Millibund has had some tablet carved in stone, is he Moses?

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