In a televised 7 minute statement David Cameron and Ed Milliband have declared their love for each other and have announced they will marry after the election.
The relationship grew in strength after being forced to stare into each other's eyes the last five years during Prime Minister's Question Time, and both men now admit to having uncontrollable urges.
Teresa May was the first to break the news by speaking through a rolled up newspaper in Piccadilly yesterday-and all reports have now been confirmed by the CIA.
"We don't care who wins on Thursday!" The two shouted to BBC newsmen as they walked down Downing Street holding hands last night "We're in love!"
Her Majesty called a press conference this afternoon and confirmed that she will be sending a card to the happy couple but will be handing it over to whoever she asks to form the next government.
A jumble sale will be held immediately after and members of the public are being asked to donate articles of interest. All money raised will be put towards counselling costs the wives of the two are likely to incur.
