From our Scottish reporter Josh Wacktavish comes news that will cement the Union between England and Scotland.
Agreed with an incoming Labour government are plans to provide an interest free loan to Greece to save it's ailing economy. This is the price the SNP have put on their support for Labour.
Ed MacMiliband, wearing a kilt of the Sturgeon clan, announced the decision to an amazed assembly of reporters in Glasgow to cheers from the assembled citizens of that fine town.
Nicola MacSturgeon shook Ed's hand and thanked him for his decision. 'Together' she said 'we will save Greece, send the Elgin Marbles back to their rightful owners.'
The descendants of the Murdoch clan now enjoying the Scottish Sun sung their praises of the famous duo announcing that the future of Britain was now assured.