Millions of TV viewers were mesmerised last night by a revamped, reinvented, rerun of the never to be forgotten Goon Show (That's an insult to Harry Secombe, Peter Sellers and Spike Milligan RIP), however the latest version was a plastic, pathetic replica of the real thing!
Politicians who sadly will soon be roaming streets, kissing babies, and doing other PR nonsense stood last night attempting to wow the public with their political, clap, trap rhetoric failed miserably to even lick the boots of past Goon geniuses.
Political spin doctors from all parties met after the show to discuss their performers performances and came to the conclusion that a bunch of demented Polly Parrots could have repeated their spin better!
The British public, of course, will stream to the polling booths voting for their favourites and allow one or two of the plastic Goons on show to run the country for the next five years whilst the real Goons turn in their graves and think, "what the hell has Great Britain become? We could have done a better job!" And rightly so!
