The 'Ballot Ballad', a Skye News mash up presenting the Political Leaders as ready to promise ANYTHING, in their bid for votes, has run into difficulty.
A bootleg version of the piece includes audio of the PM , using most un Eton - like language, in short, where he 'swears', Clarkson - like, at a campaign intern, who, we are told, hadn't supplied the PM with his preferred beef and piccalilli sandwiches.
According to an embarrassed insider, the 'fracas' involved Mr Cameron's dismay at being offered egg and lettuce sandwiches, instead.
The PM is reported to have shouted: ''I swear - I'll kill you, before swearing in 'Docker - Like Terms.'
