The Nigel Farage Berlin Wall

Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 4 March 2015

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Nigel in his favourite pantomime outfit!

CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) star reporter, Heinz Neo-NonNazi, has just jackbooted out of Nigel Farage's mansion through the bog and sewer and relayed this report to Neo-Non-Nazi HQ in a bunker near Berlin.

Nigel was chatting to his German missus, a migrant BTW, asking her to give Angie Merkel a buzz and found out how the damn GDR built that fantastic wall (Angie grew up behind the wall and fled between a hole, barbed wire and a row of VOPO's better known as the East German SS)?

Farage, when elected with his rather right-sided UKIP morons, is planning building a huge wall around the UK similar to the one in Texas that keeps those damn Mexicans immigrants out, but allows Colombian drug dealers in (?). However, Nigel having a German missus, has decided on the Berlin model including barbed wire, machine-gun turrets, huge spotlights, a plethora of Dobermann dogs plus some ageing senile GDR SS border guards to keep Romanians, Bulgarians and other such scum out of Britain!

The UK electorate are torn between voting for Nazi-look-alike Nigel or grand tossers, Cameron or the other one (now what's his name?), a difficult decison but if ISIS has anything to say or bomb about it, Brits will certainly go for Nigel and his UKIP party better known in underground circles as : Undercover KUKLUXKLAN in Pantomime!"

CIA Star reporter, Heinz Neo-NonNazi, nicked a pair of Nigel's jackboots on the way out thinking it would be a great present for his boss, Jaggedone; no way!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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