Written by Al N.

Thursday, 19 February 2015

image for Royal Family Mad at Prince Henry for Giving Marijuana to Prince Charles
Prince Charles, espousing on how his finger is like a coniferous plant.

Windsor Castle The Royal Family are having a battle royal since discovering Prince Henry gave Prince Charles some marijuana.

"If you thought he was boring before, you should here him now. If he gets started on the philosophy of gardening, he can go hours and hours. It's like an agonizing slow death" spoke Princess Kate.

"I am honestly sorry. I just wanted to get him to shut up! I was hoping it would give him the munchies and he wouldn't be able to talk with his mouth full" confessed Prince Henry. "A lot of times pot will make one quiet and contemplative. How was I to know it would have the opposite effect?"

The Royal Family was reportedly sneaking out to Balmoral while telling Prince Charles they are all going to Windsor, in an attempt to escape from his never-ending philosophizing.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Royalty, Cannabis

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