We've listed just a few of their exhausting activities at Christmas:
1. Christmas Eve : Up to (and including ), a whole 20 minutes of smiling and waving at Windsor Castle Boot - Sale
( includes exercising British Restraint and not haggling over cut - price Tinsel )
2 . Sampling Local's Mince Pies with a hard - to -manoeuver plastic fork at Balmoral
3 . Nodding and more smiling/ waving at Sandringham (To people One doesn't know).Then using all One's tact to excuse Oneself and slip round the back of pub, placing Boxing Day Bets, on the greyhounds (as well as The Nags )
and.........
4 . Not punching BBC's Sir Wicholas Nitchell , generally
