That was today's announcement from Ed Miliband. In an all too brief interview today, he told me. "Flibbly flibbly flobbery, blibble blobble dip dop smoink."
Thankfully I'd had the foresight to bring Bill from Bill & Ben and he translated.
"If we win the election, everyone will get free candy-floss, except single Mums, the unemployed and immigrants... I mean including single Mums, the unemployed and immigrants... I mean especially single Mums, the unemployed and immigrants.
I suggested that he might stand a better chance of winning if he removed the handful of cotton wool from his mouth before he spoke.
"Flobby hinka nunk nunk." He wittily replied.
Ho ho ho you really can't keep a good tosser down.
