Skippy the bush kangaroo comes forward after years of abuse by Rolf Harris

Funny story written by Frank the gunslinger

Saturday, 5 July 2014

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Skippy is not happy

Skippy the bush kangaroo, the iconic television star of the show of the same name has come forward after years of abuse. In a tearful display exhibiting sadness and shock, she explained what had happened between her and Harris. Rolf Harris has been sentenced to 69 months in prison (the judge had a sense of humor) for sexual assault against his victims.

Skippy first met Harris several decades ago where the two were initially believed to be friends. But things soon turned sinister according to the show business kangaroo.

Skippy the bush kangaroo who had her glory days back in the 1970s has alledged that, "Not only did Rolf Harris tie me down but the dirty bastard went on to sing about it!"

Harris's lawyers could not be reached for comment.

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