Kim Kardashian says she has a case of the ass about ever flying anywhere again!
"I get singled out every time I take a flight anywhere so I am staying on the ground with cars and buses and trains."
Ms. Kardashian stated that every time an airplane guard sees her, they call her to be checked.
"At first I thought it was the men giving themselves a thrill but now it's women too."
A female guard responded to us in a whisper: "Well, look at that rear end. She is a perfect 'mule' and could carry in a lot of cocaine or even smuggle diamonds, etc."
"One way I am like the mule is that I am stubborn and I have already hired a lawyer for my lawsuit. He even went on a trip with me and saw and filmed what happened."
"She's a searcher's dream", stated one honest agent. "I bet proctologists hold a bidding war for checking her out."
