Fast track turkey breeding is taking place in government buildings throughout the U.K for an extra Christmas on the 25th of June. The Chancellor yesterday patronisingly announced the additional Yuletide as a reward to everyone for putting up with the incompetence of the Department of the Environment.
John Prescott and Eric Pickles have, in a surprise cross party alliance, agreed to promote the supplementary Christmas by appearing on T.V. in a Graham Nortonless special to be called the Santa Giggle Brothers. Containers full of mince pies and hundreds of old repeats of Morecambe and Wise and The Two Ronnies have been ordered by a special emergency committee normally only used in unexpected World Wars. It is hoped that the extra Christmas will boost V.A.T revenue and pay for more planned overseas third world flood relief donations.
