Doctors Mystified by Baby Born With Phillips-Head Butt Crack

Funny story written by Ducksley

Thursday, 28 March 2013

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Doctors in the small town of Flooters Bend have announced that a baby with a Phillips head butt crack was born in a local hospital yesterday, a never-before seen occurrence. "It's unique, alright," said Dr. Lionel Shizzmer, the doctor who delivered "Phil," as the baby is known.

"I've delivered over 400 babies, and this is the first one that didn't have a regular vertical buck crack," said Shizzmer, shaking his head. He added that the unique orifice should not cause any negative effects for the child later in life.

"Hell, it might make prostate exams easier," said Shizzmer, chuckling.

When asked to describe the butt crack, the doctor thought for a moment, then said , "You know, it kind of reminds me of one of them tips from a cake decorating set."

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