Peter Andre Admits: Part One.....

Funny story written by Backandtotheleft

Wednesday, 18 April 2012

Peter Andre has got himself into trouble with child rights groups all over the world and not in a Gary Glitter way. Peter, who was arrested yesterday morning at Mozambique International Airport, had admitted to attending organized child fights all over the world. He made the startling revelations in a candid tell all interview to the Kenyan plumbing magazine "Central Heating". He said:

"My uncle took me along to my first child fight for my 19th birthday. It was a knife special were the combatants got a large kitchen blade taped into their little grips. My uncle told me to place a bet and I wagered on the small blond one that was crying…."

Peter went onto admit the experience had got him hooked.

"The Experience got me hooked." He said

The London Foundation For The Looking After And Making Well Better Da Kids issued a statement condemning the fallen pop stars actions.

"There is no room in the world for people like Peter Andre his music was bad enough but this? This is abhorrent an abomination he need to change his hairstyle. And the thing about the kids is well harsh."

Back and to the Left news cannot believe a man who was shagging Jordan could stoop so low.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more