Written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 29 March 2012

Breat implants have now been part of the female race for 50 years and there is no sign that that they are getting any smaller, in fact they increase year for year!

In the beginning they were soft, foamy and very spongy; nowadays they tend to be firmer, harder and huger due to women's desires to "titilate" men, hang them out when they can and look like Marilyn Monroe did without silicone.

Several not very talented busty wenches have made a career out of flashing their silicone bombs at the paparazzi cameras and in naff TV talk shows including two very huge examples of "silicone misfits" Jordan and her American plastic boob-babe (amongst other things) colleague, ex-Baywatch wonder girl, Pamela Anderson.

50 years ago many women felt that a slight foam implant would innocently enhance their figures. These days sexual liberation has offered silicone-boobed-Bimbos the opportunity to hang them all out, the bigger the better, and even become multi-millionaire celebs.

It's surprising what a chewy piece of silicone can do and 50 years of "rapid growth!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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