Royal sister-in-law Pippa Middleton had her arse firmly on show in Paris this weekend. The Queen-to-be's sister was in the capital for a party, and was seen getting in to a convertible, when reporters surrounded them.
The arse, famous for being a complete arse, laughed and joked with Ms Middleton as they sat in traffic, the paparazzi following their every move.
But at this point things appear to have turned sour for the otherwise unblemished arse, once a popular feature in magazines.
The arse turned to photographers and brandished a handgun, pointing it directly at them, whilst it sat laughing with the ditzy cow, in the front seat.
Police are now investigating the actions of the arse.
"We have photographic evidence of the complete arse and his friends pointing a gun, but we wish to speak to the arse-hole especially," said French police chief Eric Pâtisserie "the arse-hole seems to be behind it."
The arse-hole is believed to be Roger Toffington-Smythe, a man who proves being rich does not cure stupidity or ignorance.
Royal spokesmen refused to comment.
