Under pressure British Prime Minister David Cameron held a press conference today to deny having sex with a horse lent to Rupert Murdoch lacky Rebecca Crooks by the Metropolitan Police.
Mr Cameron was in Brussels for yet another EU summit, but the focus of attention was the horse 'Raisa' that The Met loaned out to Rebekah Brooks and she returned 'in worse condition that what it was loaned' said Yates of The Yard at the Leveson inquiry earlier this week.
Ex Bullingdon Club elitist Cameron told the press gang "Yes I met with Raisa the horse, and I did ride her, and I am sorry to hear she is no longer with us, but the relationship was entirely proper" And holding his finger firmly in the air, mirroring a former world leader who Presidency was mired by sex scandals, he paused before saying "I did not have sexal relations with that horse"
Political commentator Mr Franky Howard told the spoof "It was a firm rebuttal, but this story could run and run. Is one denial enough? Why not Neigh, Neigh and thrice neigh. That would put the story to bed"
Bookmaker Mr Perry Power told us earlier "Six to four the field - threeeeeee bar" which quite frankly added nothing to the story.
