Rejected student tells Oxford to "F++k Off"!

Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 18 January 2012

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Oxford University prefer it if you're posh and snobby and will reject you if you're as common as muck!

A wee young lassie student who applied to enter the prestigious University of Oxford to study law was rejected, so she decided to reject the University by telling them to "F++k Off" (well not really, but nearly).

In fact, after hearing of her rejection she wrote a letter back to the university rejecting them for these reasons; the place was a stuffy, sorry, historical mausoleum full of public school, privileged students, who takes itself terribly seriously and has no affinity with "normal" students from "normal" backgrounds wishing to study there.

She also wrote that if accepted she would reject Oxford's offer and go and study at a more "hip" university that has no students that walk and talk with their noses constantly stuck up in the air.

Oxford University reacted to the student's letter aggrieved, quoting that their University is not at all for snobby herberts from privileged backgrounds, but they did prefer them, mate!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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