Top ten things I will not miss now I have retired from teaching

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Tuesday, 19 July 2011

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Bye bye. I'm gonna miss ya!

Here is MY top ten list of things I WILL NOT miss now I have retired from reverse order of priority

10. Getting up early and having to get dressed in nice

9. Driving to work in the winter and spinning my car,
sometimes ending up in a snow bank.

8. Having to pack luches and snacks on a daily basis.

7. Writing a Day Book with lesson plans for the day.


5. Having to teach to the stupid bloody Ontario
Curriculum instead of teaching what I NEEDED to
teach, such as basic reading and writing skills.,

4. Being polite to arsehole parents.

3. Watching students pick their noses, look at the
boogers, then EAT them.

2. Watching boys groping themselves.

1. Being told I was NOT allowed to give a big hug to
a student who really NEEDED one.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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