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Funny story: The Morbidly Obese Guy In The White House

The Morbidly Obese Guy In The White House

Nancy Pelosi referred to a certain guy in the White House as being morbidly obese, and that description did not sit too well with the guy in the White House. Nope! He immediately called Nancy Pelosi, the respected Speaker of the House, mother of five...

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Funny story: Brits Call for a Temporary Ban on Data Visualization Until We Can Figure Out What the Hell is Going On

Brits Call for a Temporary Ban on Data Visualization Until We Can Figure Out What the Hell is Going On

(Oxford, UK) A recent graphic published by Danny Dorling from the University of Oxford, has everyone from the educated knobs to the sweaty wazzocks scratching their heads in bewilderment. Many here have called for a ban on data visualization, or “inf...

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Funny story: Oxford University Academics batter Brexit!

Oxford University Academics batter Brexit!

Brit pro-Brexit politicians and their blind sheep voters have been put in their place by Oxford University academics who claim the vote was a complete BOJO balls up! As dopey politicians have no right to be called intellectuals, especially leading...

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Funny story: Cameron's educational record to be looked into

Cameron's educational record to be looked into

Serious questions are being asked about the educational record of Prime Minister David Cameron. This after he was foxed by simple questions by American TV host David Letterman. Cameron spent his school years at Eton College a school which makes Latin...

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Funny story: Oxford University's Pushy Parents - The Answer

Oxford University's Pushy Parents - The Answer

A top academic reckons he has the perfect answer to 'pushy parents' who are increasingly encouraging their children to query marks at institutions such as Oxford University. These parents have become accustomed to paying for re-sits and re-marks a...

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Funny story: Oxford Student Fined Over "Great Rack" Boast

Oxford Student Fined Over "Great Rack" Boast

A row has broken out among the dreaming spires after a student's election campaign was found to have brought the Oxford Union into disrepute. Madeline Grant, a former model who is studying English Literature and languages at St Hilda's, was standi...

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Funny story: Durham Plans To Join Oxbridge - Top Academic 'Not Interested'

Durham Plans To Join Oxbridge - Top Academic 'Not Interested'

Durham University plans to become the "Oxbridge of the North" with an ambitious plan to hire 50 extra professors and develop innovative areas of research. Like Oxford and Cambidge, historic Durham operates a collegiate system, but it has never ran...

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Funny story: Rejected student tells Oxford to "F++k Off"!

Rejected student tells Oxford to "F++k Off"!

A wee young lassie student who applied to enter the prestigious University of Oxford to study law was rejected, so she decided to reject the University by telling them to "F++k Off" (well not really, but nearly). In fact, after hearing of her reje...

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Funny story: Tortoises Die On Their Backs

Tortoises Die On Their Backs

Oxford, UK: Have you ever wondered what would happen if a tortoise was stuck on its back? The results of a new study led by Prof. Colin Killmore, Professor of Pseudoscience at Oxford University, show conclusively that the tortoise would eventually d...

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Funny story: Bodleian Library Given Le Carre Archive

Bodleian Library Given Le Carre Archive

John Le Carre, creator of fictional spy chief George Smiley, has donated his literary archive to Oxford University's Bodleian Library. The archive contains handwritten and typed drafts of his novels, including Tinker, Tailor, Soldier Spy, and priv...

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Funny story: Boat Race Latest

Boat Race Latest

The 2008 Boat Race gets under way this Saturday, with the news that this year's event is to be longer than in previous years, by some considerable distance, and will be rowed in the opposite direction

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Funny story: Boat Race Cancelled

Boat Race Cancelled

This weekend's annual Boat Race between the world's two most famous universities, Oxford and Cambridge, has been cancelled, due to boredom.

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