Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 11 January 2012

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Hellfire Club Grand Prioress once set fire to the tail of a horse called Racing Demon

Cornwall - Notorious satanic members of the UK's premier demonic closed shop are being investigated about the wanton mutilation of a Freisian two year-old called Erik.

The stallion was found in dead in a Stithians field in what police suspect may have been a 'Godfather' type of ritualistic slaying on Monday's Full Moon.

Its slaughter has been linked to a similar horse slash death in Carmarthenshire, Wales on 5 January which local police first reckoned was the work of nutters.

The Cornwall/Wales link is of course baffling and a Hellfire Club spokesperson said today there is absolutely no link to the devil worshipping chivalric order's Grand Priors the Prince of Wales and his Duchess of Cornwall spouse.

Camilla once famously tried setting fire to a gelding's tail after losing a packet in a Royal Ascot bumper race.

The hapless nag's name was Racing Demon.

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