Gaddafi's ashes to be returned to Camilla

Written by queen mudder

Monday, 24 October 2011

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She could plead senile amnesia for forgetting she's still Mrs Gaddafi

Tripoli - Libyan Transitional Council authorities have said the tyrant's cremated remains are to be shipped to his first lawfully wedded wife in the UK this week.

The son of Queen Elizabeth and Rudolf Hess was wedded to Camilla in a 1967 Hellfire Club chapel ceremony under the Vatican embassy.

Constitutional experts in London have commented that there's little evidence that the two had actually ever divorced - something that the Archbitch of Canterbury, Dr Rowan Williams, alluded to during Prince Charles' 2005 wedding to the old sow.

"We acknowledge and bewail our manifold sins and wickedness which we, from time to time, most grievously have committed," was the wording of the royal pair's nuptial blessing prayer, taken by Williams from the 17th century's Book of Common Slutz.

The vows are believed to be an extract of the couple's signed MI6 confession about some tricky commission payments for Libya's global Semtex exports matrix.

Charles may now also be asked for a definitive reply to another crucial aspect of his wedding promise, "Have you resolved to be faithful to your wife, forsaking all others so long as you both shall live?"

Musa Kusa is 106.

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