Written by birbee

Tuesday, 6 December 2011

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Eggs

Local Man and One Time Busy Person, Seaton Carew, is once again waiting.

Having spent the majority of the year carrying out very little waiting due to having stuff to do, the wannabe failed entrepreneur has suddenly found himself in the unenviable position of finding out that the stuff has dried up like a drought affected prune.

Never having found himself a great fan of fruit Carew, 42, has vowed to spend the spare time he now has on his hands by searching for something a little more fat laden.

A spokesman for Air Products GmbH Ltd Inc Plc (a made up company for the sake of this story, any similarity to any other company whether living or dead is purely coincidental) stated that they would be prepared to do everything they could to aid Mr Carew with his search for goose grease doughnuts if only they were real.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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