Brit supermarkets caught stealing in run up to Christmas!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Monday, 5 December 2011

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Is he part of the scam or is it that damn Devil again?

Several Brit supermarkets have been caught nicking from their punters by offering them "spoof" deals which are not quite what they seem.

Many leading supermarket have been offering 1/2 price deals on many products leading up to the festive period of over-indulgence, boozing with impunity, devouring everything that's on the table and praying to Jesus for a remedy curing hang-overs and indigestion.

A spokeswoman for super supermarket, T+++O's, called Charity Begins-Athome gave her version of the scam, here it is:

"We are offering 1/2 prices on many products, first of all we up the prices at a 100%, then we slash the price down by 50% and offer our customers the difference which means 25% profit for us and thousands of smiling customers who think they have a deal, morons!"

One aggrieved punter, Mary Cheapskate-Parker Bowllocks, gave her opinion of the supermarket scam, here it is: "Bloody, damn supermarkets, I thought I had some mega-deals in my trolley now it seems I'm paying through the nose, hopefully Jesus will appear and send them all to hell!"

Christmas is always a season of "good will" and Brit supermarkets are spreading the gospel according to St.Mark or John or Matthew: "Think of yourself first and sod the rest!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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