News International Shocked by Horror Number

Funny story written by j.w.

Tuesday, 15 November 2011

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Who was responsible for Scoops?

News International is shocked by the suggestion that 28 of its journalists requested phone hacking enquires from Glenn Mulcaire - who carried out the hacking on behalf of NI.

They are asking the Leveson enquiry into hacking to take a course in elementary mathematics as clearly going above the number 10 is questionable.

'Ten was our magic figure' said James Murdoch to a packed meeting in Downing Street 'we knew what influence that number had and our former editor Andy Coulson always thought the number 10 held secret entry into another world for the News of the World.'

However 500 people who consider their phones have been hacked by those acting on behalf of News International think the 28 figure was an under estimate. Currently several people who think their phones were hacked are receiving huge sums so that they can reconsider their suggestions.

A numbed and shocked Rupert Murdoch broke down at the horror of all the revelations about the News of the World and said he was sorry. Sorry anyone had found out about the real activities behind scoops.

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