London - A spokesperson for Mario 'Sticky Micky' Calzone said today the entire Zabaglione crime family from Sicily were disgusted and appalled to hear News International CEO James Murdoch labelled a Mafioso gangster in the House of Commons today.
"We gotta some pride," Freddy 'Fingers' Bruschetta told reporters, "this is a slur on the professional standards of the Camorra."
His disgust was mirrored by fellow mobster Frankie 'The Gorgon' Gorgonzola, Papal Legate to the Holy C-Section in Pyongyang, North Korea.
"Jimmy 'The Tosser' Murdoch's no bona fide Mafioso," Gorgonzola complained bitterly.
"The two families split when Linguine 'The Shrimp' Alfredo took over the franchise from God's Banker Bob Calvi.
"Besides, 'oo needs such a sleazeball when we gotta Nick Clegg sitting pretty?"
Who indeed.
