Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 18 July 2011

image for David Beckham is a "Twit-ter-er" and proves it by "twittering" the new baby!
He's still a "Twit-ter-er", but now he's a much more mature "Twit-ter-er"!

New daddy, David Beckham, is over the moon about his new daughter, Harper (?) and because he's a "Twit-ter" decided to twitter photos of the new born baby so the world can also enjoy his happy moments (just like any other dad basically).

David used to sell photos or information for mega-bucks pertaining to events surrounding his wife and family, but it seems he has enough money and has become slightly more mature regarding such lucrative opportunities.

The world is not a better place just because the very rich and famous Becks and Posh have added a new member to their family, but at least it seems that David has learnt not to "milk the Beckham cow" constantly for more riches and just wants to be like the rest of us, happy and healthy.

Congratulations to David on the birth of his new child and also congratulations to him that he's learnt not to be a total "Twit", although he stills insist on "twittering"; nevermind so does Rooney, Michael Owen, Rio Ferdinand and many others. It seems theyr'e just a bunch of old normal "Twits" really.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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