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Funny story: Truth about Joey Bartons Twitter account revealed

Truth about Joey Bartons Twitter account revealed

Joey Barton was embroiled in more controversy this morning when another twitter user claiming to be a former QPR employee revealed that all of Joey's tweets were actually written by staff of an indian call centre in Mumbai. The twitter user @NotNe...

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Funny story: QPR to punish non-mourners and send them to North Korea.

QPR to punish non-mourners and send them to North Korea.

The QPR authorities are to sentence anyone who has not participated in mourning sessions for deposed leader Neil Warnock to terms in North Korean labour camps, reported the Shepherd's Bush Gazette. The decision to hand out punishments of at least...

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Funny story: Neil Warnock reveals all about his sacking by QPR

Neil Warnock reveals all about his sacking by QPR

The controversial Neil Warnock spoke out today about his sacking at QPR, pinning the blame on chairman Tony Fernandes. And West Ham. And Carlos Tevez. And the FA. And the Premier League. And the fans and players at QPR. Thats all, I think. But defini...

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Funny story: Taarabt and Chamakh to eat for Morocco in the Africa Cup.

Taarabt and Chamakh to eat for Morocco in the Africa Cup.

Queens Park Rangers' Adel Taarabt and Arsenal's Marouane Chamakh are both included in Morocco's 23-man squad for the Africa Cup of Nations finals. Chamakh has been selected despite only managing to eat a tagine just once in eight starts for Arsena...

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Funny story: QPR bit by "rat" Suarez

QPR bit by "rat" Suarez

Neil Warnock has claimed that Liverpool striker Luis Suarez has the most dangerous teeth in the Premier League. "Suarez was like Ken Dodd on acid out there today. His hampsteads never stopped moving and they tore our defence to shreds. Our forwa...

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Funny story: Neil Warnock bans Elvis from QPR

Neil Warnock bans Elvis from QPR

QPR manager Neil Warnock was left seething after the Premier League refused his request to bring in a goalkeeper on an emergency loan following injuries to Paddy Kenny and understudy Brian Murphy. "Paddy has got an enlarged Gluteus Maximus and his...

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Funny story: QPR Village People beat Stoke bum fluff

QPR Village People beat Stoke bum fluff

A heavily moustached QPR team had to man up and suck up the hairy banter when they fronted up against an ugly Stoke side on Saturday. "I told the lads before the game that they looked like a load of gay porn stars and that The Britannia Stadium i...

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Funny story: Neil Warnock's teeth

Neil Warnock's teeth

QPR fans are chewing over the formation of their manager's new teeth. "Sir Neil's Hampsteads don't seem to fit, he looks like Dick Emery's vicar" proclaimed lifelong QPR fan Ginger Vitis, a dental hygienist from East Acton. Warnock guided his...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp and Neil Warnock have plenty of rabbit

Harry Redknapp and Neil Warnock have plenty of rabbit

Harry Redknapp and Neil Warnock dished up a load of old rabbit after Tottenham Hotspur's lucky victory against QPR on Sunday. "I thought we were t'rific today" said 'Arry. "Luka Modric was t'rific. I love Luka. Scottie Parker was double t'rific. I...

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Funny story: "I'd probably bang Bale" - Warnock

"I'd probably bang Bale" - Warnock

Self-proclaimed football manager Neil Warnock said Sunday that he received an incredible amount of sexual satisfaction from watching opponents score goals against his Queens Park Rangers team and sincerely hoped his spirited side would concede a buck...

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Funny story: Neil Warnock blames tart's boots

Neil Warnock blames tart's boots

QPR manager Neil Warnock has blamed flimsy footwear for his team's draw against Blackburn on saturday. "DJ Campbell broke his metatarsal while training in a pair of yellow Jimmy Choos on Thursday and it has cost us two points" claimed an angry Wa...

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Funny story: David Cameron deeply regrets own goal at QPR

David Cameron deeply regrets own goal at QPR

Aston Villa fan David Cameron has expressed his regret and outrage after a late own goal by defender Richard Dunne cost his team 3 valuable points against QPR. "That donkey Dunne has let the whole country down and ruined my weekend" stated the Pr...

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Funny story: Colin Wanker following Joey Barton on Twitter

Colin Wanker following Joey Barton on Twitter

QPR manager Neil Warnock has gone 'underground' to monitor his players off-the-field activities. "I have signed up on Twitter using an anagram and I am analysing their tweeted conversations without them knowing" revealed Colin Wanker. Warnock has...

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Funny story: David Beckham eyes dream move to QPR

David Beckham eyes dream move to QPR

David Beckham is hoping to secure a switch from LA Galaxy to West London glamour club QPR: "I am fully focused on moving to QPR and helping them win the Olympics Games " said Beckham. The 36 year old footballer has been eyeing up a move to QPR for...

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Funny story: QPR sign git

QPR sign git

QPR have signed Newcastle git Joey Barton. "I have always admired Joey as a git" said manager Neil Warnock. Barton will now be the highest earning git at QPR and fans are hoping the arrival of Joey will attract other big gits to the club: "We a...

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Funny story: Toffee nosed QPR chew over Scouse Toffees

Toffee nosed QPR chew over Scouse Toffees

Everton fans were left fuming after the Toffees were turned over by a makeshift QPR side at Goodison Park on saturday. Charlie Scally, writing in the Scouse Echo, called QPR "a bag of shite" and claimed they were lucky to beat Everton. "QPR ar...

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Funny story: Arsene Wenger wants Adel Taarabt to replace Fabregas as Arsenal captain

Arsene Wenger wants Adel Taarabt to replace Fabregas as Arsenal captain

Arsene Wenger wants QPR's Moroccan playmaker Adel Taarabt to replace Cesc Fabregas as captain of Arsenal. Arsenal have tabled a bid of £20 million to prize the talented 22 year old away from newly promoted QPR. With Fabregas moving to Barcelona...

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