El Hadji Diouf, who spent half of last season on loan at Rangers, would be delighted to sign for the Glasgow club on a permanent basis.
Its understood that his parent club Blackburn Rovers would be willing to let the controversial winger go for a small fee.
"I had a fantastic few months at Ibrox", the Senegalese striker said, "not only did we win 2 trophies, but I was able to wind opponents up at will and got away with it on a regular basis.
Even when I manhandled the referee in one of the Old Firm games after being sent off and then defied the police by throwing my strip to the fans, I only got a one match ban and fined a trivial £5,000. I spend more on haircuts in a month.
I would have had the book thrown at me if I'd acted like that in the Premiership.
Can you blame me for wanting to stay up here ?"