Welsh footballer gets superinjunction against sheep

Funny story written by Rebel Not Taken

Wednesday, 18 May 2011

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A low profile Welsh footballer has secured a superinjunction against a sheep.

The red faced Baadiff ace is determined to buy his anonymity on the basis that he is 'married 'to another sheep.

But rumours are rife down in the valleys and on the internet.

Baadiff fans have turned to twitter in a desperate attempt to identify the cheating taffy.

One of the player's mates has claimed to be a cousin and has told twitter that the player in question has 6 fingers on his right hand.

Megan, the victim and a former Miss Sheep, has been bleating to the local press "If I had known he was married I would never have let him tether me to that post."

She is desperate to name and shame the dopey inbred.

"That two timing liar even had the New Seekers classic 'I will never find another ewe' as his mobile ring tone."

The former Miss Sheep is not going to take this lying down "I had no money off him.The only present he ever gave me was a jar of mint jelly."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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