West Ham looking for a Manager

Funny story written by j.w.

Tuesday, 17 May 2011

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West Ham fans show fighting spirit

No one wants to take on the Manager's role at West Ham as fans tried to demonstrate what a fighting spirit means to players attending a 'celebration dinner' in Park Lane.

Meanwhile Avram Grant is going to try and complete a hat trick by managing a third team to the bottom of the Premier league next season.

Several Clubs are known to be in the running to employ the determined ex-Manager with Manchester United out in front. However it is thought that not even AVRAM GRANT'S INSPIRATION COULD GET HIM THE HAT TRICK HE SEEKS WITH MANCHESTER UNITED.

Chelsea also have an eye on their former Manager and feelers are out to see if he wants to return to West London. 'I've had enough of the east' he told reporters 'Chelsea are the natural team for a man of my talents.'

So who could replace Avram at the Hammers? Many votes would go to Trevor Brooking but he has told the club he already has a job he wants to keep. Reo-Coker is known to be keen on moving into Management and he would go down well with the West Ham supporters.

No one at Upton Park would comment on their advances towards Nick Clegg who is known to be looking for a new managerial position.

The West Ham David's believe someone new to the game might do better than Grant.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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