Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 19 January 2011

image for Man City's Mario Balotelli (who?) big mouth, big head, big wallet, big balls, pea brain!
Italian Nazi's loved him too!

Manchester City's Italian motor-mouth has been telling the press about his opinions and man do they stink.

This mega-mouthed Italian soccer player has won absolutely nothing in his career. OK last year his team Inter Milan won everything, but he was on the reserve bench all season.

Italian fans "loved" him, they booed him off the park every time he was substituted in. Now in Manchester, England, he's shooting off his very loud mouth about everyone, i.e: Mourinho is crap, Rooney is crap, Manchester United is crap, in fact everything and everyone who has actually won something in their soccer careers is mega-crap, but not Signor Balotelli.

He's the "best player in the world, the prettiest, the most loved and everybody wants him, what a load of old soccer bollocks!"

First this arrogant, loud-mouthed, over-rated and overpaid imbecile should actually prove his credentials by actually winning something and not sulking every time he plays a useless game, quite often actually.

He once scored three goals (2 penalties) against a pathetic Fulham side and ever since then he's been shooting off his mouth instead of shooting with his feet.

Balotelli should take some advice from a real Enfant Terriblé, who actually won everything there is to win, Mon Dieu, Eric Cantona. Maybe Eric would advise Balotelli to be fed to his seagulls because he's certainly no "big fish" just a tiny sardine!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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