Written by UWGB-Beek

Tuesday, 16 November 2010

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Minneapolis, MN - Brett Favre hurt his throwing shoulder while texting a Vikings cheerleader.

"I went to hit send on my cellphone and it slipped from hand, and when I tried to catch the phone I felt a tingle in my shoulder." Brett Favre told reporters.

Favre did deny that he was sending pictures of himself playing with Little Favre and that is how he hurt his shoulder.

He did say that he was texting a Viking cheerleader because he wanted to know what perfume she was wearing last Sunday during the Bears game.

"I think Deanna will love this perfume. She is so hard to shop for, and this year I really need to get her something nice for Christmas." Favre added.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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