Written by UWGB-Beek

Sunday, 24 October 2010

Minneapolis, MN--Brett Favre announced that the whole drama over his attempt to get the deal done with Jenn Sterger, because she agreed to hush money.

"I decided to help Jenn Sterger find financial security and make sure she doesn't bring down my fragile ego. It wasn't easy to give up my signing bonus, but I decided to give it to her." Brett Favre said to reporters.

"I have a big game against the Packers, so I need to focus on them right now, and the best way to do that was make this problem go away," Favre added.

The money that Ms. Sterger received will go towards paying for a better publicist.

"I want to thank Mr. Favre for finding me attractive and giving me the creepy attention that only he could give me. I also want to thank him for the money. It will go to a good cause--me." Ms. Sterger said through her lawyer.

Favre's reputation took a big hit, but like most things in Favre's life it is going to be hard for him decide if he should leave Ms. Sterger alone after the Vikings' season is over.

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Topics: Brett Favre




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