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Funny story: Since C-19, Phone Sexting Has Increased by 875 Percent

Since C-19, Phone Sexting Has Increased by 875 Percent

CHICAGO – One of the Windy City’s leading psychologists says that she has noticed a big increase in the amount of phone sexting that is now taking place. Dr. Wanda Leigh Zabinowitz, who has thousands of clients, says that a big majority of her cli...

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Funny story: New Dating Reality Show Features a Lot of People Sitting Around Texting

New Dating Reality Show Features a Lot of People Sitting Around Texting

A new, refreshingly true-to-life dating reality show called AuthenCity features an eclectic cast of single men and women who largely just sit around and do a lot of texting. "It can be tough to get any really good action shots," said cameraman Wes...

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Funny story: Woman Begins to Suspect Flirtatious Buddhist's Intentions May Be Less Than Wholesome

Woman Begins to Suspect Flirtatious Buddhist's Intentions May Be Less Than Wholesome

Caroline Adams of New York City was flattered when Kent, an attractive man from her weekly meditation class, obtained her telephone number from the meditation center database and reached out to her by text message, but their ensuing sexual banter cau...

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Funny story: Brooklyn Man's "Friends with Benefits" Proposal Foiled by Autocorrect

Brooklyn Man's "Friends with Benefits" Proposal Foiled by Autocorrect

Garret Hanson of Brooklyn, New York, was highly optimistic that his forward-thinking - and extremely attractive - new friend, Jessie Harper, would respond positively to his text message proposing an ongoing "friends with benefits" arrangement - until...

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Funny story: “Perfect” Online Couple Question Their True Compatibility

“Perfect” Online Couple Question Their True Compatibility

It was love at first sight – and first site – for Mitch Hennessy and Kacey Craig when they encountered each other on the dating website Bumble, a first experience for both of them with the world of online dating. “I could tell she was the one,” sa...

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Funny story: Predictive Text Ruins Valentine's Day

Predictive Text Ruins Valentine's Day

The first Valentine day for any new couple should always be special, but it was spoilt for Gary Johnson and Isabel Smith by predictive text. 'It was going to be really special. I had put together a really nice meal, bought Isabel's favourite wines...

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Funny story: Conspiracy Theories #3 - More Nightmares To Ruin Your Sleep

Conspiracy Theories #3 - More Nightmares To Ruin Your Sleep

Conspiracy Theories is the hard hitting website that isn't afraid to investigate and expose the dark forces that seek to prey in so many devious ways upon the general publicum. We are here because you need us! We are ever vigilant against those evil people, organizations, nations and cultures that are out to handicap and repress our great American lifestyle. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - T...

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Funny story: Core Characteristics of Millennials -- Updated

Core Characteristics of Millennials -- Updated

As a public service, the Alliance for Millennial Entitlement and Legitimacy has recently issued a definitive list of those core characteristics which describe this confident, great generation. The official list of Millennial Core Characteristics follows: Their multi-tasking prowess is asserted by tokeing joints while texting and fiddling with piercings when on the freeway at speed. Video ga...

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Funny story: NSA Requests Americans Limit Length of All Calls And Text Messages

NSA Requests Americans Limit Length of All Calls And Text Messages

In a recent press release, NSA Director Michael S. Rogers requested that all Americans abide by the agency's proposed limits for all phone calls and text messages. The guidelines set forth by the NSA include, among other things, a maximum length o...

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Funny story: Are text abbreviations a time-honored panacea?

Are text abbreviations a time-honored panacea?

Text abbreviations are a part of our lives. Why do we use texting shortcuts? Nearly everyone will agree that they save time. For instance, to proverbially pat the back of someone who has said something exceptionally funny, you can simply type "LMAO".

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Funny story: Nebraska First State to Prohibit Texting While in an Accident

Nebraska First State to Prohibit Texting While in an Accident

The state of Nebraska has passed strict regulations prohibiting texting while in a car accident. They have added the clause describing any such accident as "fatal or not," adding what they consider to be "real strength" to the law. A spokespers...

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Funny story: Cat Makes 2000 Mile Journey Home Only To Be Ran Over By Texting Teen

Cat Makes 2000 Mile Journey Home Only To Be Ran Over By Texting Teen

A 3-year-old orange tabby cat who famously crossed the United States on foot to reunite with his family after he was mistakenly left behind by movers has been run over and squashed in what family and friends are calling a 'bloodbath'. Sammy, who i...

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Funny story: Text Walking to Become New Olympic Sport

Text Walking to Become New Olympic Sport

Rio de Janeiro - Text walking will become the newest sport to be part of the Olympic Games starting in Rio in 2016. The act of texting while walking has never been considered a sport but since so few people get killed while performing the act, Olympi...

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Funny story: Report Suggests That Texting While Riding A Motorcycle Probably Dangerous

Report Suggests That Texting While Riding A Motorcycle Probably Dangerous

A new report published this week by the National Transportation Safety Board has advised motorcyclists that sending text messages while riding their bikes "is probably pretty dangerous" and "really should be discouraged." While it is illegal to...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Hits The Roof As She Sees A Text Message To Her Husband From The Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

Michelle Obama Hits The Roof As She Sees A Text Message To Her Husband From The Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Word coming out of the White House is that there was a pretty good fireworks display the other night. The light show took place in the Presidential Bedroom. An inside source stated that the first lady saw a text message from Hel...

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Funny story: Florida Father Vetoes Controversial Phone Bill

Florida Father Vetoes Controversial Phone Bill

Florida based dad Kenny Mook announced Wednesday he has vetoed a controversial telephone bill that would have allowed his daughter to continue texting, playing games and chit chatting with her friends when she be doing her homework. Mook, who spe...

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Funny story: Pakistan Has Outlawed Texting While Riding A Yak

Pakistan Has Outlawed Texting While Riding A Yak

KARACHI, Pakistan - The government of Pakistan has issued a Presidential Directive which will go into effect at 12:07 am on Saturday, March 1, 2014. A spokesperson for the Pakistani government stated that the number of accidents occurring due to p...

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