Spanish drama Queens Barcelona have upped their bid to sign the Gunners' captain Cesc Fabregas. the funny looking 23 year old Spaniard left Barcelona at the age of 15 when they decided he was a waste of space and was upsetting their superstar atmosphere. he was taken in by Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger and transformed into one of the most exciting young players in Europe.
Last month Barcelona staff and players were keen on showing the press how badly they sought to acquire Fabregas. the Chairman of Barcelona stated ' We didn't even know he had been playing for this small London team all this time, we will take him back now'. Young Barca boss and legend, pep Guardiola added, ' he would be a fine addition to our current annoying faced diving cheats', these statements were almost certain in unsettling the Arsenal Captain.
the classless of attitude of the Barca boys didn't stop here however as Pique and new signing Villa stated that they would surely die of AIDS if Fabregas was not unveiled at the Nou camp this summer. The biggest of these outbursts however came when Iniesta began to cry over the matter in a press conference, began slapping young Pedro whilst shouting how fabregas was so much better than Pedro and 'why the hell did average Pedro play in the world cup so much when Fabregas was on the bench?!'. This press conference however had to be brought to a close when Xavi joined in and pulled his shorts down shouting,'look how pathetic i am, i haven't seen little Xavi in years!'
As Arsene Wenger rejected a third bid of 25 million euros for Fabregas, Barcelona decided to sneak into the Arsenal number 4's house and kidnap him. After less than an hour, FIFA decided that the kidnapping was fair because FIFA love Barcelona, desperately want to see Fabregas there and can't stand Arsene Wenger buying players for cheap and turning them into super stars. 'great footballers should be cloned and made in labs!' said a spokesperson from FIFA
