Man Killed By Falling Dream

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Wednesday, 28 July 2010


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A Sussex man was killed last night after being crushed by a falling dream.

Billy Nash was walking home from the Dog And Gonad public house in Littlehampton when the incident occurred at around 10 o'clock last night.

"We are all in deep shock over this terrible incident," said Mr Nash's local minister, the Rev. Bertram Garlic, "Billy was a fine lad, and I'm really quite upset that his contagious laugh and cheeky grin are gone forever!"

The dream was thought to have involved becoming a world class footballer, but this dream was smashed earlier in the day when Mr Nash recieved a letter from a premiership scout telling him he was shit.

A cocktail of dwelling on this throughout the day and a large quantity of alcohol is thought to have been the cause.

He leaves behind a family and a Vauxhall Corsa, and a rather hefty bank loan.

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