Watch Out! Marlon King's About!

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Monday, 2 August 2010

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Marlon King? You just never know, do you?

There was much 'looking-over-the-shoulders' on the London nightclub ciruit over the weekend, after the news that former Wigan Athletic striker Marlon King, jailed for sexual assault last October, had been released into the general population.

King received an 18-month sentence at Southwark Crown Court in October 2009 after he "groped and punched" a 20-year-old woman while out celebrating his wife's latest pregnancy at the Soho Revue Bar in December 2008 - a great way to celebrate joyous news.

His victim hadn't wanted to know the footballer, and received a broken nose for her disrespectful snub.

King, who was on loan to Hull City at the time of the assault, was said to "on the prowl" last night, and women in nightclubs everywhere have been warned by police to be on their guard and extra vigilant when in the company of black men who look like anything at all Marlon King.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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