Written by Lady Godiva

Monday, 17 May 2010

image for World Cup in news again. Triesman, lives up to his name - he 'tries man' but needs to be careful who he shares secrets with
And another hits the dust

My goodness, the sports world is turned upside down again. It's NOT one of the players this time, surprise, surprise....it's one of the 'higher ups' who have way further to fall.

Lord Triesman allegedly whispered sweet nothings into a 'friend's' ear but forgot to tell his lady-friend that it was a big secret.

The secret was passed to the press and is today passed on to me.

Who needs enemies when you have friends like that?

Why do men with big egos and big bank accounts have such big mouths?

The England football team has enough problems to deal with within the ranks of the players. Now it's coming down on them from the TOP.

How can someone, supposedly intelligent, be so stupid?

Lord Triesman is now, allegedly, applying for a position with MI5.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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