Written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 24 January 2010

image for Andy Murray wins, Scotland can't believe it and Nadal looks up his kilt!
Andy Murray has plenty of "Cojones" and Nadal has promised to slam them black and blue!

Andy Murray, Great White Hope and Scottish, is slamming aces like a smoking poker player possessed in Australia.

He's burning away his opponents just like Sir Jackie Stewart used to and all they can do, is smell his burnt rubber!

Only "un poco problemo" to all of this Scottish euphoria, a certain gentleman from Mallorca, Spain, called Rafa Nadal.

He stands in the way of Andy and Scottish success (a rare happening) and has promised to whip Murray, look up his kilt and Grand Slam his "cojones" a Tartan blue.

Andy, cool, told Rafa: "stuff yourself Laddie, I'm coming to stick a Haggis up your Mallorcan butt, KO you and that Swiss twat, Federer!"

Big words for a Scotsman, but in Scotland they believe anything, even in the Lochness monster, and he's fucking big laddie!

As for Murray's fans, after a couple of bottles of whisky, anything's possible!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Tennis, Andy Murray

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