Lewis Hamilton's relationship crashed in the pit lane earlier today, leaving one pussy cat with a badly bruised ego and slightly smudged make up. Hamilton was said to be upset that he had lost control and was blaming it on the wrong choice of tyres.
Hamilton has had a year of being left behind on the grid. This latest set back has left him looking for a new vehicle to ride in. Formula One chief Berni Bonkerstone said "Lewis needs to get back behind the wheel. He needs to ease himself into the cock pit again. Rev up the engine and burn some rubber. Zeich Hiel!!"
Rumours that Jenson Button was taking the pussy cat for a spin were hotly denied. "Jenson does not need to beat Lewis again" said one insider. And, there may be one inside her already.
