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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton Speaks Out About Terrible Driving Standards

Lewis Hamilton Speaks Out About Terrible Driving Standards

We all know that driving a car can be dangerous, but now even motor racing's Lewis Hamilton has spoken out on the subject, saying he is disgusted at some of the things he's seen on the roads, especially abroad. Hamilton, who drives for the Mercede...

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Funny story: "Lewis Hamilton Isn't That Good" Claims Ageing Scalextric Driver

"Lewis Hamilton Isn't That Good" Claims Ageing Scalextric Driver

"Don't give me that 'five-time Formula One World Champion' bullshit. Hamilton's got the best car and the Mercedes team manager doesn't let Valtteri Bottas beat him. It's a fix," claimed Mr Paxton Quigley, former number one driver for Scalextric Team...

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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton has fastest designer beard on the planet!

Lewis Hamilton has fastest designer beard on the planet!

Newly crowned F1 world champion Brit, Lewis Hamilton, has also been crowned the prettiest champion ever apart from Scot, Jackie Stewart, whose red hair tickled the lassies fancies whilst blowing in the wind and kilt bearing a fine pair of ginger knoc...

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Funny story: Hamilton Driving on Wrong Team - Braun Happy

Hamilton Driving on Wrong Team - Braun Happy

Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton has been caught in a mix-up that means his dream of driving for Mercedes has been dashed to pieces. In a million to one chance, he has mistakenly signed a contract that means he will be delivering Braun shavers in...

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Funny story: Lewis beats Hamilton in World Darts Grand Prix final

Lewis beats Hamilton in World Darts Grand Prix final

In the final of the darts grand prix last night, Adrian Lewis beat Andy Hamilton in a pulsating final that was almost as interesting as watching men drive cars very fastly round a circular track for hours on end until waved to stop by a flag. Afte...

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Funny story: The Truth Behind The Nicole Scherzinger/Lewis Hamilton Split - Sunday Special Issue

The Truth Behind The Nicole Scherzinger/Lewis Hamilton Split - Sunday Special Issue

It seems like ancient history now, but the truth behind the break up of F1 ace Lewis Hamilton, and Pussycat Doll, Nicole Scherzinger can finally be revealed. As first described in this very organ, the rot started setting into the couple's relation...

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Funny story: National Anthem Too Short Says Hamilton - Top DJs Called In

National Anthem Too Short Says Hamilton - Top DJs Called In

Two of the dance scene's top DJ's have been called in to revamp the UK national anthem following complaints by Formula 1 star Lewis Hamilton that it is too short. The McLaren star was speaking after his "amazing" victory in the German Grand Prix a...

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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton To Marry!

Lewis Hamilton To Marry!

British Formula 1 racing driver Lewis Hamilton has announced he is to marry a cat. The twenty-six year old 2008 Formula One World Champion who currently drives for McLaren made the surprise announcement to the press yesterday following widespread rum...

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Funny story: Jenson Button Says Lewis Hamilton Is A Spawny Git

Jenson Button Says Lewis Hamilton Is A Spawny Git

Canadian Grand Prix winner Jenson Button, relaxing after his dramatic last lap surge to victory, apologised to McLaren Mercedes team mate Lewis Hamilton for knocking him out of the race, claiming that he didn't see Hamilton in his rear view mirror, a...

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Funny story: Nicole Scherzinger Apoplectic As Rihanna Hugs Lewis Hamilton At Canadian Grand Prix

Nicole Scherzinger Apoplectic As Rihanna Hugs Lewis Hamilton At Canadian Grand Prix

Sources are saying that American X-Factor Judge Nicole Scherzinger was positively apoplectic with rage, as her boyfriend, F1 driver Lewis Hamilton openly hugged R&B star Rihanna during a break in the Montreal Grand Prix. The race was red flagg...

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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton Says He's Had It With Nicole Scherzinger And Wants A Date With Cheryl Cole

Lewis Hamilton Says He's Had It With Nicole Scherzinger And Wants A Date With Cheryl Cole

F1 star Lewis Hamilton has told members of his pit team that he is sick and tired of dating Nicole Scherzinger out of the Pussycat Dolls, and that he wants to date Cheryl Cole, out of Girls Aloud. For a change. Hamilton is said to be sick to de...

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Funny story: Hamilton storms to Pole in Canada

Hamilton storms to Pole in Canada

Lewis Hamilton is under the spotlight once again. Security staff were called to his hotel room last night following an incident with the cleaner of his room. Throughout the day Hamilton was seen to be in an agitated mood which a close friend confi...

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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton is a "Dickhead" this has been confirmed by another "Dickhead" an Australian minister!

Lewis Hamilton is a "Dickhead" this has been confirmed by another "Dickhead" an Australian minister!

What we all knew a long time ago has now been confirmed by another "Dickhead", an Australian minister (all politicians are), Lewis Hamilton, pretty-boy ex F1 champion is a DICKHEAD! After training at the F1 circuit in Melbourne, Lewis bombed out o...

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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson,: I never had a hero, I always wanted one, now my hopes, wishes and dreams are in tatters.

Jeremy Clarkson,: I never had a hero, I always wanted one, now my hopes, wishes and dreams are in tatters.

BBC, Top Gear, reports with regret the hospitalisation of Mr Jeremy Clarkson, chief dumbass presenter and almost loudest shouter. Hammond, loudest presenter, (for that is how he is addressed by his public school colleagues) is unable to go on alone.

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Funny story: Hamilton In Pussy Cat Pit Stop Crash

Hamilton In Pussy Cat Pit Stop Crash

Lewis Hamilton's relationship crashed in the pit lane earlier today, leaving one pussy cat with a badly bruised ego and slightly smudged make up. Hamilton was said to be upset that he had lost control and was blaming it on the wrong choice of tyres.

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Funny story: Leona Lewis Punched In The Face By A 6 Foot 5 Inch Punk

Leona Lewis Punched In The Face By A 6 Foot 5 Inch Punk

LONDON - Leona Lewis, the 24 year old singing sensation was happily signing copies of her brand new autobiography when she was suddenly hit on the side of her head by a 6 foot 5 inch thug. Six bodyguards instantly pounced on the individual, who wa...

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Funny story: Nicole Sherzinger Rules Pussycat Dolls With Fist Of Iron

Nicole Sherzinger Rules Pussycat Dolls With Fist Of Iron

Inside observers are claiming that popular wailing and warbling troupe The Pussycat Dolls are teetering on the brink of an all out internal war, because of Nicole Sherzinger's almost absolute control over the outfit. Some feel that Sherzinger is g...

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