Cheat Lewis Hamilton in drug shame

Funny story written by ashalpool

Friday, 3 April 2009

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The controversial syringe.

Lewis Hamilton, lying cheat, has been caught up in another cheating storm. It is believed that the FIA are looking into allegations that he injected the illegal substance Nandrolone... into his McLaren.

The drug Nandrolone, used widely by stars like Mohammad Asif and Shoaib Akhtar of Pakistan, is believed to make things faster... usually people. But, Lewis Hamilton, being the conniving cheat that he is, took this one step further and tried to inject his racing car with the drug.

The FIA will now take two "urine" samples from the McLaren car, and of course come to a worthy verdict.

It seems slightly bizarre that a car should be drugged with a substance usually beneficial to a human, but it seems Lewis Hamilton will try anything to win.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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