Jose Mourinho (The Great One) caught slapping a journalist not Berlusconi

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Wednesday, 16 December 2009

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Jose Mourinho banned to the stands for "slapping" and being the "Great One"

Modest, Inter Milan, ex-Chelsea trainer, Jose Mourinho (the Chosen, great, mighty one) has been accused of copying an Italien moron who slapped President Berlusconi by slapping an impudent journalist who dared stand too near his team bus!

Whilst being interrogated about the incident by the local Mafia (oops sorry Carabinieri) Jose answered:

"I, the great one and being from Portugal (wink, wink) thought it was normal to slap idiots in Italy and this piece of mierda was to near my bus."

"Look at this moronic bastard who slapped that idiot, Berlusconi, it's-a normal here."

Not knowing that Berlusconi is the President of Italy beacause Jose only sees himself as the one and only "Great one," Jose pleaded not-guilty and swore he would only slap even bigger Italien idiots in the future, The Pope (is he Italien? Never mind!)!

Jose has been offered the managers job at Man United when Sir Alex is dead, Alex agreed to the move, "only when this 'great one' goes can a second 'great one' piss up my tree, WINK, WINK!"

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