Written by Bunsen Burner

Monday, 19 October 2009

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Plan B-Not An Option

The people of Britain were today told that at the next General Election there can be no Plan B. Put quite simply, Plan B, or Gordon From Outer Space, must not be an option. The human, ecological and economic impact of failure is just too great. Failing to address the costs of Gordon Brown could prove to be worse than the two world wars and the Great Depression put together.

Britain needs to cut its Brown emissions as they are clearly damaging the atmosphere. The Ozone layer cannot withstand post indigenous growth theory or any other shit that Gordon chooses to come up with.

For the planet there is no Plan B. To save the planet we must avoid Brown.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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